The Consummate Masturbator

Sex is great. Sex with yourself is even better. What's here is a collection of images that just pushes our buttons - what we masturbate to, what we think of when we masturbate, how we masturbate, who we'd like to masturbate with, how we've masturbated together, how we'd like to masturbate when we're masturbating with who we usually masturbate with. You get it, we like to masturbate. And sometimes we reblog an image for the simple reason that It. Just. Does. Something. For. Us. But wait there's more. He's a phone sex operator who's married to an incredibly hot wife who's a tennis pro. Last but not least, he's most definitely bi curious and looking to, you guessed it, masturbate with anyone on Skype or whatever. It's a crazy tale, but someone's gotta live it. While a great pair of athletic legs gets us stroking our cock or playing with our clit, we're firmly convinced the brain is the hottest sex organ. But enough about us, how about you?